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Laptop fail


So, about 2 weeks ago my laptop (which had been overheating for a while) melted itself. Literally, something was burning inside it and whatever it was created some horrible, acrid, cancerous smell. I packed it up and shipped it off to the manufacturer (lucky it’s still under warrany) and was told to expect it in 4-7 business days. Well, it turns out (true to my reputation) that I really am death to technology. It was so melted that they even had to replace the outer plastic casing. It’ll be at least another week, probably 2 before I get it back. Meanwhile, the public library and my friends’ computers are not exactly the kinds of places I want to be sitting when I’m wiriting the details of my sex life. So, sadly, I won’t be updating until I get this situation resolved. You can enjoy some of the other great writers on fleshbot while you wait 😉


Fun survey


Saw this on aag’s blog and thought I’d give it a shot. Pretty neat results overall 😛

Click here to take the survey.

Exhibitionist / Voyeur
89%
Submissive
82%
Experimental
82%
Switch
71%
Bondage
71%
Masochist
43%
Degradation Lover
43%
Sadist
39%
Vanilla
25%
Dominant
21%

Love for its own sake


What I mean by love, in this blog, is the act of making love. This blog is where I get to tell the world I LIKE SEX! SEX FEELS GOOD! Kinky, dirty, hardcore sex is my personal favorite, but it doesn’t really matter as long as I can make my lover cum all over me or, better yet, deep inside me.
Here’s what I’m thinking: true stories from my past and present; erotica (clearly marked *fiction* in case you’re confused); advice, how-to’s and your questions answered; and, if I feel like it, reviews of websites, books, and sex toys and maybe some other stuff 🙂
I am open to suggestions/requests.


Amor’s request


My boyfriend, who I will call ‘Amor’ because it was his request for me to start this blog, moved far away for graduate school this Fall. Being the horny little slut that I am, this made me very sad. Add to that the fact that I managed to contract some sort of mysterious illness akin chronic fatigue syndrome and have been more or less bedridden since then, I have spent way more time than I thought possible at my computer getting very familiar with all kinds of porn. Videos, pictures, erotica, I even got off shopping for a vibrator on Amazon (more on that later).
Enter Amor. More than a bit frustrated that I was not up to my usual sexually deviant antics (due to my mysterious ailment) during his short visit over Thanksgiving and acutely aware of the fact that he was leaving again on Monday, he suggested that I start a blog to reflect on all the kinky, fun things we have done in the two and a half years we’ve been together so that he could read it when he is far away again. Since I was in a particularly submissive mood at the time (I had just gone down on him, which always makes me feel all warm and subby) I took the suggestion as a bit more…and here I am, proud owner of a sexy blog. So now what, Sir?